zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

(via letthemfalll)

surprisebitch:

funkybug:

sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock

image

i bet you thought i wouldn’t propose

(via pizza)

helpfvl:

praying that i will be hot this year

(via pizza)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via ohhmygerdd)

michaelpalin:

Reason 3284739567346762306 why I love Julie Andrews.

 

(Source: lejazzhot, via venetiangod)

Timestamp: 1397459725

michaelpalin:

Reason 3284739567346762306 why I love Julie Andrews.

 

(Source: lejazzhot, via venetiangod)

theycallmecaptainhook:

twinpersonalitys:

ironychan:

redcaplf:

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

somewhere captain hook is shitting himself

yup, right here

(via venetiangod)

Timestamp: 1397459634

theycallmecaptainhook:

twinpersonalitys:

ironychan:

redcaplf:

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

somewhere captain hook is shitting himself

yup, right here

(via venetiangod)

bakerstreet-and-beyond:

'bout to go receive the message of the lord brb

(via venetiangod)

Timestamp: 1397459566

bakerstreet-and-beyond:

'bout to go receive the message of the lord brb

(via venetiangod)

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

(Source: wantapostcard, via venetiangod)

Timestamp: 1397459552

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

(Source: wantapostcard, via venetiangod)

votequimby:

that’s it, that’s the show

(via venetiangod)

Timestamp: 1397459523

votequimby:

that’s it, that’s the show

(via venetiangod)

monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

(Source: uglyfun, via venetiangod)

Timestamp: 1397459509

monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

(Source: uglyfun, via venetiangod)